My one liners - 2011
27dec-Theory of Relativity applies to all families.
25dec-Zoo is the place where a lot of two legged animals parade before you from morning till evening, while we simply relax watching their pranks. ----from a monkey diary.
25dec-Christmas.Birth of the man who influenced the world we know, the most.
16dec-Middle age is probably the period when the middle becomes the most prominent part of the body.
16dec-Is our PM a successful failure?
14dec-I wonder how kid stories began before " Once upon a time..."
13dec-Grand Kerala Shopping Festival? Better Luck Next time!
13dec-Creativity is at its best where there are no prejudices.
10dec-Work is worship, for the temple priest.
9dec-Solution to Mullaperiyar from bursting........freeze it!
6dec-With a marriageable daughter, gold gives me more than glitters, the jitters.
4dec-23 years of patience,tolerance and understanding, thankyou partner!
2dec-Mullaperiwar!
2dec-the standard way i have seen people trying to find the others' age, innocently: "Which school/college did you pass out from? Which year was that?"
1dec-Today our water pipes went dry, Thirstday it has become eventually!
30nov-To enjoy light moments stand in the sun.
28nov-You know you are looking old, when people you think are middle aged, start calling you "Uncle/ Aunty".
28nov-To feel more beautiful stop looking at the mirror.
26nov-Too much time in front of flat screens create round bellies.
24nov-Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
23nov-Karna was produced from Solar energy.
23nov-Mullaperiyar..... a tale of two states. One says Dam It ! , the other says Damn It !
22nov-People I meet after a long time say I look more or less the same. It may be so because I looked old even when i was young.
20nov-Waiting for the day when the keyboard can help me smile with my head up :-)
20nov-Failure is the stepping stone to Success. Too much success could be the stepping stone to failure. Lesson, stepping stones make or break your life :-)
19nov-If the apes became humans how come they are still around?
16nov-Middle age is probably the period when the middle becomes the most prominent part of the body.
16nov-Is our PM a successful failure?
14nov-I wonder how kid stories began before " Once upon a time..."
13nov-Creativity is at its best where there are no prejudices.
13nov-Grand Kerala Shopping Festival? Better Luck Next time!
13nov-The Supreme Court has spoken. Time for Kerala to sing....why this kolaveri di!
12nov-Work is worship, for the temple priest.
14nov-At the beach the frothy waves, I wave back.
11nov-I have been wanting to teach my team about "procrastination". Something or the other always turns up and its getting extended.Should also find some good examples to explain.
11nov-Today there was a lot of media hype about the magical moment 11.11.11 on 11.11.11 . Maybe only .11% really bothered about all that, and the rest carrying on with their chores, not ever noticing, as historical moment went by.
10nov-The early bird gets the worm. Worms therefore are taking to night shifts.
9nov-While I am away on tour my wife puts on a tape that plays my snore, for a sound sleep.
7nov-Death is the end of the liver.
6nov-I wish i could lose those calories, walking in my dreams.
6nov-Please Like this, before it goes down.....down.....down.......
3nov-To explain craters i opened my mouth.
2nov-Sick leave are taken on weak days.
2nov-Reaching home I put away all the masks of the day and put on the mask marked "Home" before knocking on the door.
2nov-My oldest grandfather was called Adam. Yours too, I know.
1nov-The shortest sentence is "I am." The longest sentence is behind bars.
1nov-When we are punctual the guys who are late think we are early as we have plenty of time to waste.
31oct-Old habits die hard. To live good habits is harder.
31oct-Snakes and Ladders is the simplest game to teach children the ups and downs in life.
30oct-Valmiki is seriously considering changing his hero's name to Ra-mon.
30oct-People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. How can they do such things in full public view?
27oct-All roads lead to Rome. So guys who are lost end up meeting the Pope.
27oct-A rolling stone can gather no moss, you need a tinge of Fevikwik to make that happen.
27oct-Diwali is the festival of lights, and gets your wallet lighter.
25oct-My Thesaurus is missing. I am at a loss for words.
25oct-Light at the end of the tunnel works only 50% of the time.
25oct-Mediocrity is the best way to live.
22oct-Obesity is big business.
22oct-Barking dogs dont bite, therefore biting dogs are dumb.
21oct-In our house there are two humans, one dog and a thousand unseen ants, who is the owner?
21oct-Most fundamentalists have the wrong basics.
21oct-A terrorist has the "error" within him.
20oct-Dracula's blood group is AB+, can drink any blood.
20oct-Kids till they grow older depend on their parents for ATM services, "Appan Tharum Ammayum".
18oct-I await the day when wrinkles and dark circles are going to be the rage of the fashion world.
18oct-Others celebrate your birthday because they are happy at someone else getting older.
18oct-And going by the way strikes by the labour parties happen compared to other states, Kerala needs to be re-termed as a "Union Territory"!
17oct-Going by the statistics of liquor sale,Kerala needs to be re-named as Madya Pradesh.
4oct-India has a billion people. Fertile land.
3oct-Ramzan is slow fast.
23feb-Sleep is the best way to experience life after death.
13feb-Government: poor the people, off the people,buy the people.
11feb-Land is what the sea has spared.
1feb-'Be Motivated' is what you teach others,and yet struggle to be,everyday.
29jan-In FB Like was selected over Love because you can't Unlove.
29jan-Before marriage-History. After marriage-Herstory
29jan-when one runs out of ideas, real creativity starts.
25jan-Past,Present and Future.Can I have one more option?
24jan-There was a time long long ago when Onions were frightfully expensive. The tears, genetically evolved, are proof enough.
23jan-
Days of the week set as per the moods....for example...
Someday- day to commit all your promises to others.
Moanday- day to go to work.
Toosday- day to identify all your betrayers ( Aaah! You too Bru....!)
Whensday- delightful day to take commitments from all others.
22jan-Biggest family is mine. All Indians are my siblings.
19jan-Only when you really listen, you really see.
13jan-Tall men and short men have different points of view, but the middlemen take all the profits
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